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  then by golly you best be on guard!  The squeezer, however, retains the right to either squeeze or not to squeeze! 
Sarasota, Florida 

  Is that former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker's North Wilkesboro, NC 

  However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...... BINGO!!!!  There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots.
Laguna Niguel, California

  The house shoes make the outfit!
Columbus, Ohio

  True, I've never seen Agerton in heels. Still, if I told you there is a picture where purple hair is the least weird thing going on, would you believed me?   

  Honestly, is that a man or a woman or is Lester Flem back in the store?
Mobile, Alabama

  ..... Suddenly, Festus says, "Hey, Cletus, I been thankin.  If my truck could travel faster than the speed of light, would my headlights work?"
Tifton, Georgia

  Simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other that two pork roasts in her shirt.  Can't be!
Forestdale, Alabama 

  Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin.
Nashville, Tennessee

  The only thing wrong with the gene pool around the Ozarks is there's no lifeguard. 
Fort Smith, Arkansas

  she doesn't watch Rachael Ray and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the kitchen.
La Verne, California

  Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle.
 Spring, Texas

  purse, leggings, shirt, jacket, earrings and necklace.  If a bra had been necessary, do you think for one second it would have been any color other than SHRIEKING PINK??
Glendale, California